Weekly Horoscope

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  • Horoscope Oct 30-Nov 5

    Posted on October 30 2017

    ARIES Open a book and turn to page 73. The first sentence will determine the state of your heart this week.   TAURUS Open the Spotify app. The currently playing...

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  • Weekly Horoscope October 23-29

    Posted on October 23 2017

    ARIES Have some sugar, spice, and everything with a marked down price.   TAURUS Splenda won’t make you slenda.   GEMINI Don’t go loco over the logo.   CANCER If...

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  • Weekly Horoscope Oct 16-22

    Posted on October 16 2017

    ARIES Why fall in love with a boy when you can fall in line at the buffet?   TAURUS Why let him break your heart when you can break his...

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  • Weekly Horoscope Oct 9-15

    Posted on October 09 2017

    ARIES Iwan mo na ‘yan. Text (His/Her Name) <SPACE> EVICT and send to 1111.   TAURUS I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to phone right now. Why? Oh, ‘cause...

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  • Weekly Horoscope Oct 2-8

    Posted on October 02 2017

    ARIES Pagbigyan mo na ang sarili mo. Go ahead, strawberry flavor naman. Chocolate kahapon, ‘di ba?   TAURUS Magtitimbang ka ngunit sobra.   GEMINI ‘Di ka makakatulog sa gabi sa...

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  • Weekly Horoscope Sep 25 - Oct 1

    Posted on September 25 2017

    ARIES Estimated time in traffic: kasing tagal ng paghintay mong mahalin ka rin niya   TAURUS ‘Yung sweldo mo, basta-basta na lang mauubos. At ‘yung savings mo, konting-konti na lang!...

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