Weekly Horoscope Sep 4 - 10
Posted on September 03 2017

ARIES
Hold your horses. Wala kang horses? Sige, hold your ponytail na lang.
TAURUS
It’s the perfect time to do a marathon. Season 3 na ng Narcos sa Netflix.
GEMINI
Someone will make you an offer you can’t refuse. It will come in a box, and you’ll never know what you’re gonna get.
CANCER
Purple is your lucky color. Samahan mo na rin ng green sa may chest area.
LEO
You will receive a much-needed compliment. Ay sorry, complimentary pala. Sachet ng shampoo. ‘Di mo ba kailangan nun?
VIRGO
Makakalimutan mo na siya. Pero ayan, naalala mo tuloy.
LIBRA
May maririnig kang chismis tungkol sa ‘yo. Chubby ka raw, chubby.
SCORPIO
Makakatulog ka nang mahimbing. Sa meeting nga lang.
SAGITTARIUS
Beware of dog.
CAPRICORN
Put your right foot in. Baka may mapatid ka.
AQUARIUS
You may now stop pretending you’re on a diet. Next year na ulit.
PISCES
May magsosoli sa ‘yo ng bagay na matagal nang hiniram sa ‘yo. ‘Yung eraser mo nung Grade 2.
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