ARIES

You will prove that love moves in malicious ways.

TAURUS

A relationship will be put to test. Mag-ingat sa screenshots.

GEMINI

Mapapabili ka ng something that will make you capture the na-a-a-a-a-ight.

CANCER

1,000,000 is your lucky number.

LEO

Male-late ka sa work. Walang kinalaman sa traffic, pero sa eyeliner, meron.

VIRGO

Break your routine. Sa Shaw station ka bumaba kahit hindi doon ang work mo. Tutal dun naman titirik ‘yung train, wala ka ring choice.

LIBRA

Good karma is coming. Not this week, but it’s coming.

SCORPIO

You have so much on your plate. Learn to delegate. Sa ‘yo ang pizza, kanya ang crust.

SAGITTARIUS

Huwag ipilit ang ‘di pwede. No parking nga sabi, eh!

CAPRICORN

Mauubusan ka ng pasensiya. Order ka na.

AQUARIUS

Yes, you will love this way again. So you don’t have to keep holding on before the good is gone.

PISCES

May magpapaalala sa’yo. Starts with a G and ends with an M. May Y sa gitna.