Weekly Horoscope Oct 16-22
Posted on October 16 2017

ARIES
Why fall in love with a boy when you can fall in line at the buffet?
TAURUS
Why let him break your heart when you can break his neck? JOKE LANG.
GEMINI
Why pick your battles when you can pick your nose?
CANCER
Why open your mind when you can open the fridge?
LEO
Why roll up your sleeves when you can roll your eyes?
VIRGO
Why give your best when you can have some rest?
LIBRA
Why take care of your body when you can take out your burger?
SCORPIO
Why reach for the stars when you can reach for the fries?
SAGITTARIUS
Why throw in the towel kung hindi pa naman marumi?
CAPRICORN
Why exercise when you can upsize?
AQUARIUS
Why follow your heart when you can follow the breadcrumbs?
PISCES
Why bring home the bacon when you can eat it all in one sitting?
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