ARIES

Why fall in love with a boy when you can fall in line at the buffet?

TAURUS

Why let him break your heart when you can break his neck? JOKE LANG.

GEMINI

Why pick your battles when you can pick your nose?

CANCER

Why open your mind when you can open the fridge?

LEO

Why roll up your sleeves when you can roll your eyes?

VIRGO

Why give your best when you can have some rest?

LIBRA

Why take care of your body when you can take out your burger?

SCORPIO

Why reach for the stars when you can reach for the fries?

SAGITTARIUS

Why throw in the towel kung hindi pa naman marumi?

CAPRICORN

Why exercise when you can upsize?

AQUARIUS

Why follow your heart when you can follow the breadcrumbs?

PISCES

Why bring home the bacon when you can eat it all in one sitting?