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The Magkakapera Ako Desk Calendar 2025

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₱300.00
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Forget inspirational quotes—nandito na ang kalendaryo na puro motivational jokes!

Magiging makulay ang taon mo with Tita Witty's Lord, please give me energy to work tomorrow. Or pwede rin po, give money na lang. Calendar 2025 with monthly motivational jokes like:

  • May mga meeting na dapat gawing email pero may mga email na dapat gawing suntukan.
  • Kung hindi ako magiging Disney princess, okay na ‘ko kahit maging Teletubby na lang.
  • Noon, pangarap ko maging VP. After years of hard work, VP na ako: Very Pagod.
  • Ayoko ng Live, Laugh, Love. Ang gusto mag-Leave, Lunch, Log-out.

O 'di ba, sisipagin ka talaga!

Specifications:

  • 5x5 inches (maliit nang konti kaysa dati pero mas mura rin!)
  • Spiral bound
  • C2s paper sheets (parang karton, kasintigas ng business card)

Get it bundled with the Planner para tipid. Order now para sipagin ka na!

The Magkakapera Ako Desk Calendar...

₱300.00
₱300.00
Sold Out

Ano'ng bumabagabag sa'yo?

O ano'ng nagpapa-kabag sa'yo?

We ship out your order within 1 to 2 days. Tapos ito ang lead time ng LBC:

NCR - 1 day

Luzon - 1 to 2 days

Palawan,Marinduque, Masbate, Mindoro, Catanduanes - 2 to 4 days

Visayas - 2 to 5 days

Mindanao - 3 to 5 days

LBC. Kapag hindi serviceable ng LBC, we use J&T. Kaya lang kapag J&T, hindi pwedeng COD. Ayaw nila kami payagan, hmp. Kapag ganun, mag-eemail o text kami sa'yo kung okay sa'yo ang GCash or online transfer!

1. COD

2. PayPal

3. debit/credit cards and GCash through Maya

4. Online transfer or kung gusto mo pa ring pumila sa BPI, pwede rin naman!

5. Cash upon pickup sa LBC branch

Huwag mo siyang pansinin, KSP talaga 'yan. Basta choose "Check out" kung hindi PayPayl ang mode of payment mo.

Pwede pero depende sa available stocks (minsan kasi may pila, kaya 1 to 2 days ang ship out) at depende rin kung kayang i-accommodate on a certain day. Alam mo naman ang Christmas season. But we will definitely try our best!

Sa presinto ka na magpaliwag. Cheret. Sure, email mo lang ako sa tita@witty.ph with your order number.

We'll send the LBC tracking number 1 to 2 days after we've shipped it!

'Yan na lang ang hingin mo kay Santa sa Pasko.

Who’s Tita Witty?

Pwede rin ba siyang maging ninang?

Witty Will Save the World, Co. or Tita Witty for short (at para feeling close tayo) has been creating cute and fun stationery products since 2009 for the humor-loving Pinoy na gusto na lang itawa ang pagod sa buhay.

Tita Witty’s first ever product, The “I-was-supposed-to-get-that-coffeehouse-planner-but-I-got-fat-on-the-10th-frappe” Planner 2010 was an unexpected hit and unintentional business venture, making the founders think there was room for witty journals na nagta-Tagalog. Tama naman ang akala nila kaya sinundan nila ito ng ibang paper products gaya ng nostalgic na slumbook, wedding guest book, calendars, notepads, sticky notes, at stickers. Gumawa na rin si Tita Witty ng tote bags, shirts, at storybook. She hopes someday she can produce her own hardware and automotive lines, para maiba naman.

Suma-sideline din si Tita Witty bilang clown sa social media kahit wala siyang mukha. You may have seen one of her viral posts pero kung hindi, okay lang. It's not your fault, I understand. Masakit pero tatanggapin ko.

Speaking of tanggap, tumatanggap din si Tita Witty ng brand collabs. She has worked with Grab, Manulife, Max's, Lifefood, GCash, Hapee, Lazada, and Globe Business among others. She can work with your brand on social media posts or brand merch giveaways, or kung gusto mo lang paabangan sa kanto 'yung ex mo.

Write to her anytime at tita@witty.ph!

Happy happy lang

Salamat sa inyong lahat
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