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Waiting Time and Exchange

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  1. Shipping takes 2-4 days in Luzon (except Palawan and Bicol) and up to 8 days in Visayas and Mindanao. Please note we are shipping from Central Luzon these days via GoGo Xpress, J&T, and LBC. 
  2. In the unlikely event that the product you received is damaged, please take a photo of it and e-mail it to tita@witty.ph together with a 3-paragraph explanation on why you think we should replace it. CHEKA. Photo lang, keri na 'yun and we'll replace it as soon as we can.
  3. No refunds, please. But if you insist, please submit an 18-page explanation (size 8 font, single space, front and back!) on why you need a refund. Tapos lunch tayo minsan.