Weekly Horoscope Sep 18-24
Posted on September 18 2017

ARIES
Huwag panghinaan ng loob. Kung kaya nila, eh ‘di sila ang gumawa.
TAURUS
Book the trip you’ve always wanted. Mag-UberPool para makamura.
GEMINI
Something exciting will happen at work. May kinalaman sa water dispenser. O ‘di ba, exciting?
CANCER
Mapipilitan kang mag-let go. Of clothes that do not fit you anymore.
LEO
He will come up to meet you. Tell you he’s sorry. You don’t know how chubby you are.
VIRGO
Mapagkakamalan kang artista. Secret kung sino. Basta smile ka lang.
LIBRA
You really shouldn’t bite more than you can chew. Especially when your mouth is full.
SCORPIO
May magpapaasa sa ’yo. Kaya naman gagawin mo ang nararapat: umiyak sa gabi.
SAGITTARIUS
You will receive an invitation to sign up for a newsletter.
CAPRICORN
Now is the time to gather up courage. Go ahead. Ask the saleslady kung kailan ang sale.
AQUARIUS
Say yes to cookies. Sa websites, hindi sa totoong buhay.
PISCES
You will learn how to lose a guy in ten days.
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