Weekly Horoscope October 23-29

Posted on October 23 2017

ARIES

Have some sugar, spice, and everything with a marked down price.

TAURUS

Splenda won’t make you slenda.

GEMINI

Don’t go loco over the logo.

CANCER

If the jeans barely fit, you must not sit.

LEO

Don’t snooze the alarm if you want no harm.

VIRGO

The more you crave, the less you save.

LIBRA

Stop looking in his direction if he pays you no attention.

SCORPIO

If the food tastes great, go back with a second plate.

SAGITTARIUS

Dance like nobody’s watching. Eat like nobody’s judging.

CAPRICORN

Let it go, let it go. Turn away and leave that store.

AQUARIUS

Oh my God, look at that cake. It looks like your next mistake.

PISCES

Once you nap, you can’t stahp.

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