Weekly Horoscope October 23-29
October 23 2017 – Carmen Angela Nuque
ARIES
Have some sugar, spice, and everything with a marked down price.
TAURUS
Splenda won’t make you slenda.
GEMINI
Don’t go loco over the logo.
CANCER
If the jeans barely fit, you must not sit.
LEO
Don’t snooze the alarm if you want no harm.
VIRGO
The more you crave, the less you save.
LIBRA
Stop looking in his direction if he pays you no attention.
SCORPIO
If the food tastes great, go back with a second plate.
SAGITTARIUS
Dance like nobody’s watching. Eat like nobody’s judging.
CAPRICORN
Let it go, let it go. Turn away and leave that store.
AQUARIUS
Oh my God, look at that cake. It looks like your next mistake.
PISCES
Once you nap, you can’t stahp.
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