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Tote Bag ng Kwarentahin

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Tutal, ginawa mo nang personality trait ang pagiging kwarentahin, itodo mo na with this “Kwarentahin” Tote Bag!

This Tote Bag is so sturdy, kayang ang bigat ng lahat ng pinagdaraanan mo. Okay, fine, hindi lahat--mga 96.33%.

Sa size nitong 15in x 15in, kasya lahat ng gamit mo pati extra reusable bag na alam nating hindi mo pa rin dala kapag nag-groceries ka.

The “Kwarentahin” is embroidered to give it that premium feel—parang ‘yung Jansport natin nung araw. Correction: ‘yung Jansport na hindi natin mabili nung araw.

Wear it loud and proud gaya ng pagsuot mo ng low-rise skinny jeans noon. O ng blue eye shadow. O ng butterfly clips ni Jolina.

Order now and make your best era (yet) begin!

Tote Bag ng Kwarentahin

Regular Price
₱699.00
Sale Price
₱699.00
Regular Price
Sold Out
Unit Price
per 

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O ano'ng nagpapa-kabag sa'yo?

LBC. Pero kung out of their delivery zone (na hindi COD), J&T.

Unless pre-order, we ship out 1 to 2 days AFTER receipt of
your order.

  • Luzon: 1-2 days
  • Palawan: 3-4 days
  • Visayas:  3-5 days
  • Mindanao: 4-6 days
  • Makalimutan siya: 7 years

1. COD

2. PayPal

3. debit/credit cards

4. QRPh. Please choose this if you want to pay using your GCash.

5. GCash: please choose QRPh for this, not the GCash logo. Ayaw mag-work ng GCash, and Maya business support (the payment gateway) has not been supportive huhu. Bekenemen merong taga-Maya dyan—please assist. :(

6. Maya

7. Online transfer or kung gusto mo pa ring pumila sa BPI, pwede rin naman!

Huwag mo siyang pansinin; KSP talaga 'yan. Basta choose "Check out" kung hindi PayPal ang mode of payment mo.

We can accommodate, pero hindi lagi. Sulat ka muna ng 10,000
word essay kung bakit mo kailangan agad. Bawal gumamit ng ChatGPT o kahit anong AI. Eme. Message mo lang ako sa FB or IG.

We'll send the tracking number via email 1 to 2 days afterwe've shipped it!

Sa korte ka na magpaliwanag. Chareng. Sure; email mo lang ako sa
tita@witty.ph with your order number.

Who’s Tita Witty?

Pwede rin ba siyang maging ninang?

Witty Will Save the World, Co. or Tita Witty for short (at para feeling close tayo) has been creating cute and fun stationery products since 2009 for the humor-loving Pinoy na gusto na lang itawa ang pagod sa buhay.

Tita Witty’s first ever product, The “I-was-supposed-to-get-that-coffeehouse-planner-but-I-got-fat-on-the-10th-frappe” Planner 2010 was an unexpected hit and unintentional business venture, making the founders think there was room for witty journals na nagta-Tagalog. Tama naman ang akala nila kaya sinundan nila ito ng ibang paper products gaya ng nostalgic na slumbook, wedding guest book, calendars, notepads, sticky notes, at stickers. Gumawa na rin si Tita Witty ng tote bags, shirts, at storybook. She hopes someday she can produce her own hardware and automotive lines, para maiba naman.

Suma-sideline din si Tita Witty bilang clown sa social media kahit wala siyang mukha. You may have seen one of her viral posts pero kung hindi, okay lang. It's not your fault, I understand. Masakit pero tatanggapin ko.

Speaking of tanggap, tumatanggap din si Tita Witty ng brand collabs. She has worked with Grab, Manulife, Max's, Lifefood, GCash, Hapee, Lazada, and Globe Business among others. She can work with your brand on social media posts or brand merch giveaways, or kung gusto mo lang paabangan sa kanto 'yung ex mo.

Write to her anytime at tita@witty.ph!

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