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The “It must’ve been diet but it’s over now.” Sticker Set

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Get your hands on Tita Witty's #relatemuch jokes with this sticker set! Pwedeng idikit sa notebook, sa laptop, sa desk o kahit saan mo gusto—hindi kita pakikialamanan.

The “It must’ve been diet but it’s over now.” Sticker Set contains ten 3x3 inch paper stickers:

  1. Life is too short para maglokan tayong oatmeal lang dinner natin.
  2. Okay lang na kumain ako ng cake today kasi birthday ko naman this year.
  3. Mula nung nabasa ko kung ilang calories ang isang doughnut, hindi na ‘ko nagbasa.
  4. I never forget to order my essential oils: burger, fries, and doughnuts.
  5. Regular fries lang dapat oorderin ko pero kung medium ang dinig ni ate eh ‘di sige, large na.
  6. 4 squares ng chocolate lang dapat kakainin ko pero 8 ‘yung naputol kaya kinanin ko na ‘yung 16.
  7. Oatmeal lang dapat dinner ko pero may naka-prepare na pasta in case of hindi-ko-kayang-kainin-to emergency.
  8. Kapag gusto kong magpa-deliver ng craving ko, I ask myself kung tama bang kainin ko ‘yun. Tapos ‘di ko na marinig sagot kasi kumakatok na si kuya rider.
  9. Oatmeal lang dinner ko pero para mag konting lasa, nilagyan ko ng milk, sugar, binalik ko ref, tapos umorder ako ng chicken meal.
  10. Bago ko kainin, inaalam ko muna kung healthy. Kapag hindi, kinakain ko pa rin.
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The “It must’ve been diet...

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Witty Will Save the World, Co. or Tita Witty for short (at para feeling close tayo) has been creating cute and fun stationery products since 2009 for the humor-loving Pinoy na gusto na lang itawa ang pagod sa buhay.

Tita Witty’s first ever product, The “I-was-supposed-to-get-that-coffeehouse-planner-but-I-got-fat-on-the-10th-frappe” Planner 2010 was an unexpected hit and unintentional business venture, making the founders think there was room for witty journals na nagta-Tagalog. Tama naman ang akala nila kaya sinundan nila ito ng ibang paper products gaya ng nostalgic na slumbook, wedding guest book, calendars, notepads, sticky notes, at stickers. Gumawa na rin si Tita Witty ng tote bags, shirts, at storybook. She hopes someday she can produce her own hardware and automotive lines, para maiba naman.

Suma-sideline din si Tita Witty bilang clown sa social media kahit wala siyang mukha. You may have seen one of her viral posts pero kung hindi, okay lang. It's not your fault, I understand. Masakit pero tatanggapin ko.

Speaking of tanggap, tumatanggap din si Tita Witty ng brand collabs. She has worked with Grab, Manulife, Max's, Lifefood, GCash, Hapee, Lazada, and Globe Business among others. She can work with your brand on social media posts or brand merch giveaways, or kung gusto mo lang paabangan sa kanto 'yung ex mo.

Write to her anytime at tita@witty.ph!

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