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Slumbook

"Oh yes, SLUMBOOK ako. Slumbook LANG ako." Refreshed Edition

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Matanda ka na kung: 

  1. Sumagot ka ng slumbook nung nag-aaral ka pa 

  2. Nasaktan ka para kay Bujoy nung sinabi niyang “Oh, yes! Kaibigan mo ‘ko. Kaibigan mo LANG ako.”

  3. Pero mas masakit na ngayon ‘yung likod mo

Kung check ‘yan lahat sa’yo, pwes, relive your happy youthful days with the refreshed edition of Tita Witty’s “Oh yes, SLUMBOOK ako. Slumbook LANG ako.”

It is now funnier, creamier, crispier, and made with gingko biloba, lactobacillus protectus and Shirota strain to fight the 7 signs of skin aging dahil hindi lang ito pampamilya, pang-isports pa!

Pasagutin mo ang friends mo ng classic slumbook questions like: Who is your first love?What is your most embarrassing moment? Who is your first kiss? Tapos sabay-sabay kayong mag-cringe.

Know their favorites from color to movie to food to boy band to nostril. Because the key to a lasting friendship is knowing each other’s favorite nostril.

Ipalista kung sino ang friends nila at huwag kang papayag na TMTM (too many to mention)! Sa Noisy at Standing nga hindi pwede ‘yun eh.

Make them write their own dedication kung wala silang mapili sa JAPAN, ITALY, SASAYA, o MAMAYA. Yes, nadagdagan na ang options.

One slumbook is good for 40 friends, 4 pages per friend. If you have more than 40 friends, congratulations sa iyong pagiging extrovert!

Spefications:

  • 6x6 inches, less than half an inch thick
  • hardbound, with rounded corners
  • bookpaper 60

Get your copy now para balikan ang masasayang araw na ang problema lang natin ay nakalimutan nating magsabi kay Mommy na kailangan ng Oslo paper bukas ng 7AM. 

Perfect gift din para sa officemate na magre-resign! Sagutan n’yo muna bago n’yo ibigay, syempre.

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"Oh yes, SLUMBOOK ako. Slumbook...

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Who’s Tita Witty?

Pwede rin ba siyang maging ninang?

Witty Will Save the World, Co. or Tita Witty for short (at para feeling close tayo) has been creating cute and fun stationery products since 2009 for the humor-loving Pinoy na gusto na lang itawa ang pagod sa buhay.

Tita Witty’s first ever product, The “I-was-supposed-to-get-that-coffeehouse-planner-but-I-got-fat-on-the-10th-frappe” Planner 2010 was an unexpected hit and unintentional business venture, making the founders think there was room for witty journals na nagta-Tagalog. Tama naman ang akala nila kaya sinundan nila ito ng ibang paper products gaya ng nostalgic na slumbook, wedding guest book, calendars, notepads, sticky notes, at stickers. Gumawa na rin si Tita Witty ng tote bags, shirts, at storybook. She hopes someday she can produce her own hardware and automotive lines, para maiba naman.

Suma-sideline din si Tita Witty bilang clown sa social media kahit wala siyang mukha. You may have seen one of her viral posts pero kung hindi, okay lang. It's not your fault, I understand. Masakit pero tatanggapin ko.

Speaking of tanggap, tumatanggap din si Tita Witty ng brand collabs. She has worked with Grab, Manulife, Max's, Lifefood, GCash, Hapee, Lazada, and Globe Business among others. She can work with your brand on social media posts or brand merch giveaways, or kung gusto mo lang paabangan sa kanto 'yung ex mo.

Write to her anytime at tita@witty.ph!

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