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The Yayaman Ako Undated Planner

₱590.00
₱590.00
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Cover | Non-demure Cover

Nandito na ang pinakaaabangang planner and it comes in two covers: isang pa-demure at isang skandalosa. Pero parehong kanal ang humor sa loob!

Tita Witty's The Ayoko na Magtrabaho, Gusto ko na lang Yumaman." Undated Planner is the perfect companion for your daily kayod sa buhay.

Undated ito kaya keri lang kung hindi mo pa feel gamitin agad.

Mapapa-hahahuhu ka talaga ng super relatable content gaya ng:

  • Huwag um-attitude. Have gratitude!
  • Corporate Horror Moments
  • Best Email Sign-offs
  • Stop Overthinking-Start Underthinking!
  • Utang Ethics 101
  • Ay, si Micro-manager!

Matutulungan ka rin with your day-to-day decision-making through Flowcharts like:

  • Should You Hit Reply All?
  • Dapat mo bang i-CC si boss?
  • Should you file for an SL?
  • Kailangan ba talaga ng meeting niyan?
  • Dapat mo bang regaluhan ang buong team mo this Christmas?

Nagbabalik din ang Coupons at this time, redeemable hanggang 2026:

  • "Ayokong Gawin 'Yung Pinapagawa mo" Coupon
  • "Please Don't Kill Me-Magpapa-Rush Ako ng Tabaho" Coupon
  • "Fight One Co-worker Without Consequences" Coupon

And most importantly, magkakaalaman na kung:

  • Ano ang totoong corporate title mo
  • Ano ang beauty queen title mo
  • Ano ang ipe-perform mo sa Christmas party
  • Ano ka nung past at sa next life mo
  • Saan nakatago ang pot of gold mo

Specifications:

  • 6x6 inches
  • Hardbound
  • Bookpaper 70 (pwedeng-pwede ang Muji at Dong-A gel pens. Paki-bilhan ako ng fountain pen para ma-try ko. 'Yun ba 'yung may feather?)
  • With ribbon marker
  • With back pocket

Ano pa hinihintay mo para ma-start na ang 2025 mo? Place your order now and say it with me: Yayaman ako. Again, louder this time: YAYAMAN AKO. I can't hear you. LOUDER! YAYAMAN AKO!!!

Get the bundles here para tipid!

The Yayaman Ako Undated Planner

₱590.00
₱590.00
Sold Out

Cover

Non-demure Cover

Ano'ng bumabagabag sa'yo?

O ano'ng nagpapa-kabag sa'yo?

We ship out your order within 1 to 2 days. Tapos ito ang lead time ng LBC:

NCR - 1 day

Luzon - 1 to 2 days

Palawan,Marinduque, Masbate, Mindoro, Catanduanes - 2 to 4 days

Visayas - 2 to 5 days

Mindanao - 3 to 5 days

LBC. Kapag hindi serviceable ng LBC, we use J&T. Kaya lang kapag J&T, hindi pwedeng COD. Ayaw nila kami payagan, hmp. Kapag ganun, mag-eemail o text kami sa'yo kung okay sa'yo ang GCash or online transfer!

1. COD

2. PayPal

3. debit/credit cards and GCash through Maya

4. Online transfer or kung gusto mo pa ring pumila sa BPI, pwede rin naman!

5. Cash upon pickup sa LBC branch

Huwag mo siyang pansinin, KSP talaga 'yan. Basta choose "Check out" kung hindi PayPayl ang mode of payment mo.

Pwede pero depende sa available stocks (minsan kasi may pila, kaya 1 to 2 days ang ship out) at depende rin kung kayang i-accommodate on a certain day. Alam mo naman ang Christmas season. But we will definitely try our best!

Sa presinto ka na magpaliwag. Cheret. Sure, email mo lang ako sa tita@witty.ph with your order number.

We'll send the LBC tracking number 1 to 2 days after we've shipped it!

'Yan na lang ang hingin mo kay Santa sa Pasko.

Who’s Tita Witty?

Pwede rin ba siyang maging ninang?

Witty Will Save the World, Co. or Tita Witty for short (at para feeling close tayo) has been creating cute and fun stationery products since 2009 for the humor-loving Pinoy na gusto na lang itawa ang pagod sa buhay.

Tita Witty’s first ever product, The “I-was-supposed-to-get-that-coffeehouse-planner-but-I-got-fat-on-the-10th-frappe” Planner 2010 was an unexpected hit and unintentional business venture, making the founders think there was room for witty journals na nagta-Tagalog. Tama naman ang akala nila kaya sinundan nila ito ng ibang paper products gaya ng nostalgic na slumbook, wedding guest book, calendars, notepads, sticky notes, at stickers. Gumawa na rin si Tita Witty ng tote bags, shirts, at storybook. She hopes someday she can produce her own hardware and automotive lines, para maiba naman.

Suma-sideline din si Tita Witty bilang clown sa social media kahit wala siyang mukha. You may have seen one of her viral posts pero kung hindi, okay lang. It's not your fault, I understand. Masakit pero tatanggapin ko.

Speaking of tanggap, tumatanggap din si Tita Witty ng brand collabs. She has worked with Grab, Manulife, Max's, Lifefood, GCash, Hapee, Lazada, and Globe Business among others. She can work with your brand on social media posts or brand merch giveaways, or kung gusto mo lang paabangan sa kanto 'yung ex mo.

Write to her anytime at tita@witty.ph!

Happy happy lang

Salamat sa inyong lahat
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