Horoscope Oct 30-Nov 5

Posted on October 30 2017

ARIES

Open a book and turn to page 73. The first sentence will determine the state of your heart this week.

TAURUS

Open the Spotify app. The currently playing song will determine the state of your heart this week.

GEMINI

Open the Netflix app. The suggested shows will determine the number of your unproductive hours this week.

CANCER

Open your wallet. The cash inside will determine what you should only shop for this week.

LEO

Open your closet. The clothes inside are the reason why you won’t have enough money this week.

VIRGO

Open the refrigerator. The food inside will determine your midnight snack for the week.

LIBRA

Open a box of doughnuts. What’s inside will determine your happiness level this week.

SCORPIO

Open the Facebook app. Your friends’ posts have nothing to do with your life this or any other week.

SAGITTARIUS

Open your eyes. Late ka na naman this week.

CAPRICORN

Open your work e-mail. Magtrabaho ka na this week.

AQUARIUS

Open your hearts to the Lord and begin to see the mystery this week.

PISCES

Open a crocodile’s mouth. ‘Di ko alam ano’ng meron doon, wala na lang kasi akong maisip na horoscope for you this week.

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