Meeting Pad

The “Bakit ko ba kailangang magpaalam kapag hindi ako papasok sa trabaho eh ang laki-laki ko na?” Meeting Pad (Pink)

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Your most-liked Tita Witty jokes about the masalimuot corporate world now come in a meeting pad! Siguradong sisipagin kang mag-notes kapag ito ang gamit mo sa meetings.

Matatanggal din ang inis mo kapag sobrang haba na ng meeting at wala ka nang ibang nagawa for the day.

Kailangan mo nga lang pigilan ang tawa mo lalo na kung may ibang nagsasalita para hindi ka mukhang not listening.

This Meeting Pad has 10 alternating designs na uulit 10 times kaya total of 100 sheets. My math teacher would be so proud.

Below are the featured jokes in the Pink Meeting Pad. (May Blue Meeting Pad din, featuring a different set of jokes.)

  1. Bakit ko ba kailangang magpaalam kapag hindi ako papasok sa trabaho eh ang laki-laki ko na?
  2. If I had superpowers I would: 1. End world hunger. 2. End all wars. 3. End meeting for all. 
  3. Napaka-clingy ng bills. Kakabayad ko lang last month, gusto this month ulit?!
  4. ‘Yung utak ko na lang ang papasok bukas. Hindi na ‘ko sasama. 
  5. Kapag parang ayoko nang tapusin ang trabaho, I close my eyes and take deep breaths. Tapos ayun. Sure na ‘kong ayoko nang tapusin.
  6. Mas okay ang work-from-home kasi mas maraming nagagawa like complain-from-home and cry-from-home.
  7. Yung mga nagpapadala ng gentle reminder after office hours, ang sarap padalhan ng gentle kurot.
  8. Life is short. Leave the meeting. 
  9. Huwag mong ipagpabukas ang kaya mong gawin next week.
  10. Tinapos ko na nga trabaho ko, kailangan pa tama pagkakagawa?!

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The “Bakit ko ba kailangang...

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LBC, usually. Kapag super lapit sa Pasig at hindi COD, we use Grab. Kapag out of LBC's delivery zone, we use J&T.

We ship out 1 to 2 days pagka-receive ng order. Ito ang lead time ng LBC:

  • Luzon: 1 to 2 days
  • Visayas: 2 to 5 days
  • Mindanao: 3 to 6 days

Bigyan mo ng ginupit na buhok mo. Mapapansin ka lang, hindi ko sinabing magugustuhan ka.

Who’s Tita Witty?

Pwede rin ba siyang maging ninang?

Witty Will Save the World, Co. or Tita Witty for short (at para feeling close tayo) has been creating cute and fun stationery products since 2009 for the humor-loving Pinoy na gusto na lang itawa ang pagod sa buhay.

Tita Witty’s first ever product, The “I-was-supposed-to-get-that-coffeehouse-planner-but-I-got-fat-on-the-10th-frappe” Planner 2010 was an unexpected hit and unintentional business venture, making the founders think there was room for witty journals na nagta-Tagalog. Tama naman ang akala nila kaya sinundan nila ito ng ibang paper products gaya ng nostalgic na slumbook, wedding guest book, calendars, notepads, sticky notes, at stickers. Gumawa na rin si Tita Witty ng tote bags, shirts, at storybook. She hopes someday she can produce her own hardware and automotive lines, para maiba naman.

Suma-sideline din si Tita Witty bilang clown sa social media kahit wala siyang mukha. You may have seen one of her viral posts pero kung hindi, okay lang. It's not your fault, I understand. Masakit pero tatanggapin ko.

Speaking of tanggap, tumatanggap din si Tita Witty ng brand collabs. She has worked with Grab, Manulife, Max's, Lifefood, GCash, Hapee, Lazada, and Globe Business among others. She can work with your brand on social media posts or brand merch giveaways, or kung gusto mo lang paabangan sa kanto 'yung ex mo.

Write to her anytime at tita@witty.ph!

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jonely planas

i really like all the items i bought from your store 😊 if im stressed i just have to look and read my camendar / planner then all of a sudden, i will just smile or even laugh at it...so witty 😁

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Shera Nova Penados
Very witty indeed

Good quality paper, witty quotes. And knowing me, baka hindi ko din gamitin kasi sayang 😅. Would definitely buy more in other designs.

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Manuelita Valdivia

The “Bakit ko ba kailangang magpaalam kapag hindi ako papasok sa trabaho eh ang laki-laki ko na?” Meeting Pad (Pink)

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Ralph
Quality

Pads are of good quality. Di ka mahihiyang ipang regalo sa mga officemates mo.

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Mel
Meeting (Pad) na Naman!

huling huli ng meeting pad ang sentiments naming mga employees. At dahil kailangan kumayod at di pwedeng mag-leave for 2 years tulad ni Anne Curtis, bili na lang ng meeting pad to bring a smile to our faces.

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