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Do they wish for you to have wisdom in challenging times or miracles during finals?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for simple and grand celebrations alike - sa hotel man 'yan o sa bahay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGood for 101 guests \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 page per guest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 multiple choice questions per page\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith 4 blank pages for your titos\/titas to sign on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7 inches x 7 inches wide, 0.65 inch thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHardbound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach page is made of thick, special paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlanning to make your first order? 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Siguradong sisipagin kang mag-notes kapag ito ang gamit mo sa meetings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMatatanggal din ang inis mo kapag sobrang haba na ng meeting at wala ka nang ibang nagawa for the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKailangan mo nga lang pigilan ang tawa mo lalo na kung may ibang nagsasalita para hindi ka mukhang not listening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis Meeting Pad has 10 alternating designs na uulit 5 times kaya total of 50 sheets. My math teacher would be so proud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize is about as big as an A5 notebook—meaning kasinlaki ito ng regular notebook natin nung elementary tayo. Kung ibang size ang gamit sa school n’yo, o kung magkaiba tayo ng panahon, ito na lang: 5.83 x 8.27 inches. Bahala ka na sa ruler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBelow are the featured jokes in the Peach Meeting Pad. (Meron ding \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca title=\"The “Nanaginip ako about work kagabi kaya nag-undertime ako today para ma-offset.” Meeting Pad\" href=\"\/products\/the-nanaginip-ako-about-work-kagabi-kaya-nag-undertime-ako-today-para-ma-offset-meeting-pad\"\u003eGreen\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eat \u003ca title=\"The “Bakit ko ba kailangang magpaalam kapag hindi ako papasok sa trabaho eh ang laki-laki ko na?” Meeting Pad (Pink)\" href=\"\/products\/the-bakit-ko-ba-kailangang-magpaalam-kapag-hindi-ako-papasok-sa-trabaho-eh-ang-laki-laki-ko-na-meeting-pad-pink\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ePink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e Meeting Pads, each featuring a different set of jokes.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHindi ako masyadong mahilig sa K-Drama kasi for me mas entertaining ang office drama.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMost embarrassing moment noon: Malaman ni crush na crush mo siya. Ngayon: Malaman nung kasunod mo sa ATM kung magkano na lang laman ng account mo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKung ayaw mo sa bida-bida, that makes you a kontrabida-bida.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuro na lang \"Bakit wala ka pa ring boyfriend?\" Wala bang magtatanong sa'kin ng \"Pera o bayong?\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf I had a choice sa working hours kung 9-6 o 7-4, mas gusto kong hindi pumasok.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMay mga gustong magtrabaho nang maaga, 'yung iba naman, late. Ako, personally, mas gusto kong hindi magtrabaho.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNoon, para 'kong lalagnatin kapag nabasa ng ulan. Ngayon, kapag Sunday night.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out may sweldo na pala.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'Di sa pagyayabang pero maaga akong mag-start mag-procrastinate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMasarap ang cake pero mas masarap ang long weekend.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42812767568058,"sku":"","price":280.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/png-20231112_183853_0000.png?v=1699785595"},{"product_id":"the-corporate-ladder-eme-sticker-set","title":"The Corporate Ladder Eme Sticker Set","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eItapal mo kahit saan (basta hindi sa illegal) itong super relatable jokes by Tita Witty about the masalimuot na corporate world!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Corporate Ladder Eme Sticker Set contains ten (10) 3x3 inch paper stickers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNoon, ang pinakamasakit na nasabi sa’kin ay “It’s not you–it’s me. Ngayon, “You do not have enough funds for this transaction.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKaya pala payroll ang tawag kasi pagkakuha nung pay, gugulong na ulit palabas ng account.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKung magiging superhero ako, I’d choose to be Super Yaman.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNoon: Galit ka kay Miss Minchin    Ngayon: Ikaw na si Miss Minchin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOkay na sa’kin ‘yung work na kahit sobrang laki ng sweldo, basta wala masyadong ginagawa.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLord, kahit po mahina ako sa math, okay lang pong dumami ang pera ko. Kaya ko pong bilangin ‘yun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKapag nasa katwiran, i-undertime mo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompetitive ang salary ko. Ako ang kinakalaban niya.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHuwag mong ipagpabukas ang kaya mong i-cram next week.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKapag naiinis ka sa trabaho, just remember lahat ng pinagsasabi mo nung interview.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42813075685562,"sku":"","price":180.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/20231111-204045.png?v=1699706512"},{"product_id":"the-yayaman-ako-undated-planner","title":"The Yayaman Ako Undated Planner","description":"\u003cp\u003eTita Witty's The Ayoko na Magtrabaho, Gusto ko na lang Yumaman.\" Undated Planner is the perfect companion for your daily kayod sa buhay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUndated ito kaya keri lang kung hindi mo pa feel gamitin agad.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMapapa-hahahuhu ka talaga ng super relatable content gaya ng:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHuwag um-attitude. Have gratitude!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eCorporate Horror Moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eBest Email Sign-offs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eStop Overthinking-Start Underthinking!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eUtang Ethics 101\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eAy, si Micro-manager!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatutulungan ka rin with your day-to-day decision-making through Flowcharts like:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eShould You Hit Reply All?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eDapat mo bang i-CC si boss?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eShould you file for an SL?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eKailangan ba talaga ng meeting niyan?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eDapat mo bang regaluhan ang buong team mo this Christmas?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNagbabalik din ang Coupons at this time, redeemable hanggang 2026:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\"Ayokong Gawin 'Yung Pinapagawa mo\" Coupon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\"Please Don't Kill Me-Magpapa-Rush Ako ng Tabaho\" Coupon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\"Fight One Co-worker Without Consequences\" Coupon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd most importantly, magkakaalaman na kung:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eAno ang totoong corporate title mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eAno ang beauty queen title mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eAno ang ipe-perform mo sa Christmas party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eAno ka nung past at sa next life mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003eSaan nakatago ang pot of gold mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e6x6 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHardbound\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBookpaper 70 (pwedeng-pwede ang Muji at Dong-A gel pens. Paki-bilhan ako ng fountain pen para ma-try ko. 'Yun ba 'yung may feather?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith ribbon marker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith back pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAno pa hinihintay mo para ma-start na ang taon mo? Place your order now and say it with me: Yayaman ako. Again, louder this time: YAYAMAN AKO. I can't hear you. LOUDER! YAYAMAN AKO!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bundles\" title=\"Planner Bundles\"\u003eGet the bundles here para tipid!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Non-demure Cover","offer_id":44369306288314,"sku":"","price":590.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Demure Cover","offer_id":44369306321082,"sku":"","price":590.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/1b1a8e73-0c17-40a0-9a7f-3df3939f54ed.jpg?v=1731662999"},{"product_id":"the-kahit-anong-petsa-kaya-kong-gawing-de-peligro-planner-2026","title":"The \"Kahit Anong Petsa, Kaya Kong Gawing de Peligro.” Pocket Planner 2026","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThe most awaited planner by Tita Witty is finally here! The \u003cb\u003e“‘Di sa Pagyayabang, Pero Kahit Anong Petsa, Kaya Kong Gawing de Peligro.” Pocket Planner 2026 \u003c\/b\u003eis designed to make adulting easier, lighter, and less nakakaubos ng kaluluwa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIt’s compact at \u003cb\u003e4.5 x 6 inches \u003c\/b\u003eand\u003cb\u003e softbound\u003c\/b\u003e kaya bukod sa magaan sa bag, magaan din sa bulsa at only \u003cb\u003e₱449\u003c\/b\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.6667px;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eKasi it gets funnier every month with these 10 Commandments features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e10 Commandments of Mondays\u003c\/b\u003e (Dahil every week na lang, may Monday)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e10 Commandments of Emails \u003c\/b\u003e(Na para bang mag-email lang ang trabaho mo)\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e10 Commandments of Finances \u003c\/b\u003e(Wuw, plural ang pera)\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e10 Commandments of Commuting\u003c\/b\u003e (Because we all need to survive this)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e10 Commandments of Procrastination \u003c\/b\u003e(Dahil may tamang paraan ng pag-procrastinate)\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd many more. Bili ka para makita mo lahat!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.6667px;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy it's perfect for you\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eDahil kailangan mo ng reminder na huwag masyadong seryosohin ang life at planning—samahan din natin ng kalokohan like these features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eKinds of Travelers\u003c\/b\u003e (Sino ka dito?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMga pwedeng isagot sa “Ang taba mo.” \u003c\/b\u003e(I-memorize na ‘yan!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eNow Hiring: Overthinker \u0026amp; Overactor\/Overactress \u003c\/b\u003e(I think qualified ka.)\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFamily Reunion Survival Kit \u003c\/b\u003e(Kelan ka ba kasi mag-aasawa?)\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eA Day in the Life of a Gastadora \u003c\/b\u003e(Diary mo?!)\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLove Languages: Friendship Edition \u003c\/b\u003e(Alin ang ginagamit mo?)\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe “Are You Really an Introvert or Are You Just Tired?” Quiz \u003c\/b\u003e(Lahat na lang, introvert?)\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\"\u003eAt marami pang iba. Bili ka na kasi!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eThese are just some of the 20+ features kaya kahit medyo maliit—naman—sulit na sulit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eMake your 2026 lighter with this super cute and aliw planner! Get your copy now!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eGet the Christmas Bundles \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/witty.ph\/collections\/the-pambihirang-2026-bundles\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e para tipid!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45380693950650,"sku":null,"price":339.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_75d1c956-c130-4e32-8dca-2c7878efe427.jpg?v=1767593221"},{"product_id":"the-kahit-anong-petsa-kaya-kong-gawing-de-peligro-calendar-2026","title":"The \"Kahit Anong Petsa, Kaya Kong Gawing de Peligro.” Calendar 2026","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eYour favorite workmate is here: The \u003cb\u003e“‘Di sa Pagyayabang, Pero Kahit Anong Petsa, Kaya Kong Gawing de Peligro.” Calendar 2026!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBakit mo ito kailangan sa buhay mo?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMay monthly motivational quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eInstant mood-lifter kapag gusto mo nang mag-resign pero may bills ka pa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCute sa desk, kahit pangit ang schedule mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003eReminder na hindi lahat ng dates dapat seryosohin—lalo na kung hindi ka nire-replyan.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0cm 18.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMga pasabog sa loob:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\"\u003eI’m a multi-tasker: Kaya kong mag-abang ng sweldo habang namumulubi.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\"\u003eKapag sobrang haba na ng email thread tapos bigla n’yo kong isasama sa recipients, pakilagyan naman ng “Ang nakaraan…”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\"\u003eThis is a gentle reminder na ang ibig sabihin talaga ng gentle reminder ay “gigil reminder”.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: 'Calibri',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; color: black;\"\u003eVL: Kapag alam mong hindi ka makakapasok \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Calibri',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; font-family: 'Calibri',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; color: black;\"\u003eSL: Kapag alam mong ayaw mong pumasok\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Calibri',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003eAt marami pang iba! Eme. 8 lang naman kasi 12 months ‘di ba.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Courier New';\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003eo\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eStart 2026 with a calendar that makes every petsa lighter and happier!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd to cart na or you may get the Christmas Bundles \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/witty.ph\/collections\/the-pambihirang-2026-bundles\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e para tipid.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45380719935674,"sku":null,"price":299.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/00A_1.jpg?v=1764474183"},{"product_id":"the-anti-stress-notepads","title":"The Anti-Stress Notepads","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePresenting the malapit nang tumalo sa M\u0026amp;S Digestive Cookies bilang pambansang panregalo sa officemates: \u003cstrong\u003eThe Anti-Stress Notepads\u003c\/strong\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThey come in four (4) designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMinsan, kailangang mag-set ng maraming alarm para more chances of gising.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e'Di sa pagyayabang pero kahit anong petsa, kaya kong gawing de peligro.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThe officemates that hate together, stay together.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eNag-email na naman ako kanina ng \"Kindly see attached file.\" nang walang attached na kindness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3.75 in x 6.75 in. Bigger than the previous Witty Notepads.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: bookpaper 60\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNumber of leaves: 50. Napipilas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNasusulatan. Amazing!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet all 4 designs to get a 15% discount by getting the Notepads Bundle!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Petsa - Pink","offer_id":45380766138554,"sku":null,"price":109.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gising - Green","offer_id":45380766171322,"sku":null,"price":109.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue - Kindness","offer_id":45380766204090,"sku":null,"price":109.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peach - Officemates","offer_id":45380766236858,"sku":null,"price":109.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bundle of 4","offer_id":45382968115386,"sku":null,"price":369.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/NOTEPADS_1.jpg?v=1764551920"},{"product_id":"the-more-chances-of-gising-weekly-pad","title":"The \"More Chances of Gising\" Weekly Pad","description":"\u003cp\u003eNagbabalik ang Weekly Pads pero may plot twist this time: \u003cstrong\u003eTwelve (12) designs in one Weekly Pad \u003c\/strong\u003ena!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKaya may bago kang motivation every week (na uulit every 12 weeks, gets mo na 'yun):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBago mag-set ng meeting, take the 4-way test:\u003cbr\u003e1. Is it necessary? 2. Is it fair to all concerned? 3. Will this take less than 30 minutes? 4. May pakain ba?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest email sign-offs: 1. Best regards  2. Kind regards 3. Sincerely, kagigil ka 4. Respectfully, sinabi ko na to dati 5. Thank you, last mo na 'yan\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNoon: Ayokong matulog; I want to enjoy life! Ngayon, gusto kong matulog; I want to enjoy life!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhat are your strengths? Actually, wala na po akong lakas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMinsan, kailangang mag-set ng maraming alarm para more chances of gising.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e'Di sa pagyayabang pero kahit anong petsa, kaya kong gawing de peligro.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd many more. (Hindi quote 'yan. Check mo photos to see the rest or order ka na lang!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eMade with bookpaper 60\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e60 sheets (12 designs x 5)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e9.1 x 6.5 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003ePerfect companion ng planner o calendar kaya you should also check out the Christmas Bundles \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/witty.ph\/collections\/the-pambihirang-2026-bundles\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45380783538362,"sku":null,"price":349.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/mockup_weeklyPads_SQ_01.jpg?v=1764400290"},{"product_id":"diary-ng-trentahin","title":"Diary ng Trentahin","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eNandito na ang journal ng mga hindi nagjo-journal! Walang layout na kailangan sundin. Walang aesthetic na dapat i-maintain. Walang “you missed a day” guilt. Dahil masakit na nga likod mo, pipilitin pa ba kitang magpaganda ng journal?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eThe\u003cb\u003e Diary ng Trentahin: Memoirs of a Tita (365 Days of Hanash)\u003c\/b\u003e is a \u003cb\u003eyearless, one-page-a-day journal\u003c\/b\u003e with daily prompts, to help you write about your day:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan deep (Ano'ng gusto mong bitawan this season?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan mababaw (Anong ulam mo today?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan essay type (Anong nangyari today na gusto mong kalimutan? So bakit sinulat mo pa?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan tatanungin ka lang kung sino favorite Spice Girl mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan bilugan mo lang ang sagot kasi pagod ka nang maging strong-independent -woman-who-don’t-need-no-man\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAt kung ayaw mo yung prompt today? Eh ‘di bukas mo sagutin. O next week. O gamitin mo yung tanong ng March 17 sa October 2. Hindi ito graded, mami.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou can use it as a:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ediary\u003c\/strong\u003e Ex. Dear Diary, Carlo sat beside me today.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ejournal\u003c\/strong\u003e Ex. dream, gratitude, affirmations, commonplace (search mo na lang kung ano 'yan)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eplanner \u003c\/strong\u003eEx. Meeting, meeting pa rin, meeting na lang ulit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ejunk journal\u003c\/strong\u003e Ex. resibo, concert tickets (scrapbook lang 'to nung bata tayo. You know, nung sepia pa ang mundo.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003esketchbook\u003c\/strong\u003e Ex. Mga drowing na lakad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003etambakan ng sama ng loob \u003c\/strong\u003e(patakan mo ng luha, for dramatic purposes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003epanghambalos\u003c\/strong\u003e sa mga maiingay sa café (alam kong mabilis ka nang mairita, Miss Minchin)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0cm 36.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSyempre, hindi mawawala ang tatak-Tita Witty feature pages na malaki ang pakinabang sa buhay mo:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e7 Habits of Highly Annoying People\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eKinds of Income\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eWeakness Finder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eBest Typographical Errors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eKinds of Lasing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eA Day in the Life of a Bida-Bida\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSenate Bill: The Anti-Kelan ka mag-aasawa? Act\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eAnd many more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo5;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo5;\"\u003eMMay monthly dividers din featuring different 10 Commandments na inimbento ko lang, ‘di mo kailangang sundin:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments of Meetings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments of Family Reunions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments of Finances\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments for Coffee Drinkers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments for Titas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eAnd seven (7) more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHardbound (pang-matagalan, parang standards mo)\u003cbr\u003e5.125\u003cspan style=\"mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e x 7.5\u003cspan style=\"mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e70gsm bookpaper\u003cbr\u003e20+ Tita Witty features (kalokohan) inside\u003cbr\u003eMay random trivia at pop culture throwbacks na medyo masakit tanggapin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou can start any day, any year. You can start kahit walang mamahaling pens. You can start kahit pangit ang sulat mo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAt the end of 365 days, you won’t just have a notebook. You’ll have:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eebidensya ng growth mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eproof ng kaartehan mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003edocumentation ng mga taong dumaan sa buhay mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eat record ng mga panahong akala mo hindi ka aabot. Sa toilet.\u003cbr style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\"\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIn short, ito ang reference nila ‘pag ginawang pelikula ang buhay mo. O kahit MMK lang.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChoose Your Cover:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDiary ng Trentahin\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDiary ng Kwarentahin\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSame content. Different colors. ‘Wag na tayong magpa-deep. Basta ito, para sa mga:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eNaghihikab na by 8PM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eAyaw na ng masyadong matamis at mamantika\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eFavorite flower ang White Flower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eOrder now at samahan mo na rin ng ka-ternong bag here!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45670943326394,"sku":null,"price":799.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/Tita_Witty_Pages_copy_0000_30_Standing.jpg?v=1775042401"},{"product_id":"diary-ng-kwarentahin","title":"Diary ng Kwarentahin","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eNandito na ang journal ng mga hindi nagjo-journal! Walang layout na kailangan sundin. Walang aesthetic na dapat i-maintain. Walang “you missed a day” guilt. Dahil masakit na nga likod mo, pipilitin pa ba kitang magpaganda ng journal?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eThe\u003cb\u003e Diary ng Kwarentahin: Memoirs of a Tita (365 Days of Hanash)\u003c\/b\u003e is a \u003cb\u003eyearless, one-page-a-day journal\u003c\/b\u003e with daily prompts, to help you write about your day:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan deep. (Ano ang gusto mong bitawan this season?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan mababaw. (Anong ulam mo today?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan essay type.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan tatanungin ka lang kung sino favorite Spice Girl mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan bilugan mo lang ang sagot kasi pagod ka nang maging strong independent woman who don’t need no man\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAt kung ayaw mo yung prompt today? Eh ‘di bukas mo sagutin. O next week. O gamitin mo yung tanong ng March 17 sa October 2. Hindi ito graded, mami.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou can use it as a:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ediary\u003c\/strong\u003e Ex. Dear Diary, Carlo sat beside me today.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ejournal\u003c\/strong\u003e Ex. dream, gratitude, affirmations, commonplace (search mo na lang kung ano 'yan)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eplanner \u003c\/strong\u003eEx. Meeting, meeting pa rin, meeting na lang ulit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ejunk journal\u003c\/strong\u003e Ex. resibo, concert tickets (scrapbook lang 'to nung bata tayo. You know, nung sepia pa ang mundo.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003esketchbook\u003c\/strong\u003e Ex. Mga drowing na lakad\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003etambakan ng sama ng loob \u003c\/strong\u003e(patakan mo ng luha, for dramatic purposes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003epanghambalos\u003c\/strong\u003e sa mga maiingay sa café (alam kong mabilis ka nang mairita, Miss Minchin)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0cm 36.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSyempre, hindi mawawala ang tatak-Tita Witty feature pages na malaki ang pakinabang sa buhay mo:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e7 Habits of Highly Annoying People\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eKinds of Income\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eWeakness Finder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eBest Typographical Errors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eKinds of Lasing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eA Day in the Life of a Bida-Bida\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSenate Bill: The Anti-Kelan ka mag-aasawa? Act\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eAnd many more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo5;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo5;\"\u003eMMay monthly dividers din featuring different 10 Commandments na inimbento ko lang, ‘di mo kailangang sundin:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments of Meetings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments of Family Reunions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments of Finances\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments for Coffee Drinkers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments for Titas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eAnd seven (7) more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHardbound (pang matagalan, parang standards mo)\u003cbr\u003e5.125\u003cspan style=\"mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e x 7.5\u003cspan style=\"mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e70gsm bookpaper\u003cbr\u003e20+ Tita Witty features (kalokohan) inside\u003cbr\u003eMay random trivia at pop culture throwbacks na medyo masakit tanggapin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou can start any day, any year. You can start kahit walang mamahaling pens. You can start kahit pangit ang sulat mo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAt the end of 365 days, you won’t just have a notebook. You’ll have:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eebidensya ng growth mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eproof ng kaartehan mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003edocumentation ng mga taong dumaan sa buhay mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eat record ng mga panahong akala mo hindi ka aabot. Sa toilet.\u003cbr style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\"\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIn short, ito ang reference nila ‘pag ginawang pelikula ang buhay mo. O kahit MMK lang.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChoose Your Cover:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDiary ng Trentahin\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDiary ng Kwarentahin\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSame content. Different colors. ‘Wag na tayong magpa-deep. Basta ito, para sa mga:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eNaghihikab na by 8PM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eAyaw na ng masyadong matamis at mamantika\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eFavorite flower ang White Flower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eOrder now at samahan mo na rin ng ka-ternong bag here!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45670955155642,"sku":null,"price":799.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/40_standing_square.jpg?v=1773639472"},{"product_id":"tote-bag-ng-trentahin","title":"Tote Bag ng Trentahin","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eTutal, ginawa mo nang personality trait ang pagiging trentahin, itodo mo na with this “Trentahin” Tote Bag!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis Tote Bag is so sturdy, kayang ang bigat ng lahat ng pinagdaraanan mo. Okay, fine, hindi lahat--mga 86.43%.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSa size nitong 15in x 15in, kasya lahat ng gamit mo pati extra reusable bag na alam nating hindi mo pa rin dala kapag nag-groceries ka.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThe “Trentahin” is embroidered to give it that premium feel—parang ‘yung Jansport natin nung araw. Correction: ‘yung Jansport na hindi natin mabili nung araw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWear it loud and proud gaya ng pagsuot mo ng low-rise skinny jeans noon. O ng blue eye shadow. O ng butterfly clips ni Jolina.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eOrder now and make your best era (yet) begin!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45672128970938,"sku":null,"price":699.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_ce72de72-9f68-46bb-a363-36f071a47d1e.png?v=1774957920"},{"product_id":"tote-bag-ng-kwarentahin","title":"Tote Bag ng Kwarentahin","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eTutal, ginawa mo nang personality trait ang pagiging kwarentahin, itodo mo na with this “Kwarentahin” Tote Bag!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis Tote Bag is so sturdy, kayang ang bigat ng lahat ng pinagdaraanan mo. Okay, fine, hindi lahat—mga 96.33%.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSa size nitong 15in x 15in, kasya lahat ng gamit mo pati extra reusable bag na alam nating hindi mo pa rin dala kapag nag-groceries ka.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThe “Kwarentahin” is embroidered to give it that premium feel—parang ‘yung Jansport natin nung araw. Correction: ‘yung Jansport na hindi natin mabili nung araw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWear it loud and proud gaya ng pagsuot mo ng low-rise skinny jeans noon. O ng blue eye shadow. O ng butterfly clips ni Jolina.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eOrder now and make your best era (yet) begin!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45672129233082,"sku":null,"price":699.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_a8e058e4-bedf-430c-9601-4b9162f36e21.png?v=1774962555"},{"product_id":"diary-ng-singkwentahin","title":"Diary ng Singkwentahin","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWe heard you, Golden Titas! Nandito na ang journal ng mga hindi nagjo-journal! Walang layout na kailangan sundin. Walang aesthetic na dapat i-maintain. Walang “you missed a day” guilt. Dahil masakit na nga likod mo, pipilitin pa ba kitang magpaganda ng journal?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eThe\u003cb\u003e Diary ng Singkwentahin: Memoirs of a Tita (365 Days of Hanash)\u003c\/b\u003e is a \u003cb\u003eyearless, one-page-a-day journal\u003c\/b\u003e with daily prompts, to help you write about your day:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan deep. (Ano ang gusto mong bitawan this season?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan mababaw. (Anong ulam mo today?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan essay type.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan tatanungin ka lang kung sino favorite Spice Girl mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMinsan bilugan mo lang ang sagot kasi pagod ka nang maging strong independent woman who don’t need no man\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAt kung ayaw mo yung prompt today? Eh ‘di bukas mo sagutin. O next week. O gamitin mo yung tanong ng March 17 sa October 2. Hindi ito graded, mami.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou can use it as a:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ediary\u003c\/strong\u003e Ex. Dear Diary, Carlo sat beside me today.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ejournal\u003c\/strong\u003e Ex. dream, gratitude, affirmations, commonplace (search mo na lang kung ano 'yan)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eplanner \u003c\/strong\u003eEx. Meeting, meeting pa rin, meeting na lang ulit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ejunk journal\u003c\/strong\u003e Ex. resibo, concert tickets (scrapbook lang 'to nung bata tayo. You know, nung sepia pa ang mundo.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003esketchbook\u003c\/strong\u003e Ex. Mga drowing na lakad\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003etambakan ng sama ng loob \u003c\/strong\u003e(patakan mo ng luha, for dramatic purposes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003epanghambalos\u003c\/strong\u003e sa mga maiingay sa café (alam kong mabilis ka nang mairita, Miss Minchin)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0cm 36.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSyempre, hindi mawawala ang tatak-Tita Witty feature pages na malaki ang pakinabang sa buhay mo:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e7 Habits of Highly Annoying People\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eKinds of Income\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eWeakness Finder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eBest Typographical Errors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eKinds of Lasing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eA Day in the Life of a Bida-Bida\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSenate Bill: The Anti-Kelan ka mag-aasawa? Act\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eAnd many more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo5;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo5;\"\u003eMMay monthly dividers din featuring different 10 Commandments na inimbento ko lang, ‘di mo kailangang sundin:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments of Meetings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments of Family Reunions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments of Finances\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments for Coffee Drinkers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e10 Commandments for Titas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpLast\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-add-space: auto; text-indent: -18.0pt; mso-list: l5 level1 lfo6;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eAnd seven (7) more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHardbound (pang matagalan, parang standards mo)\u003cbr\u003e5.125\u003cspan style=\"mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e x 7.5\u003cspan style=\"mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e70gsm bookpaper\u003cbr\u003e20+ Tita Witty features (kalokohan) inside\u003cbr\u003eMay random trivia at pop culture throwbacks na medyo masakit tanggapin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou can start any day, any year. You can start kahit walang mamahaling pens. You can start kahit pangit ang sulat mo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAt the end of 365 days, you won’t just have a notebook. You’ll have:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eebidensya ng growth mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eproof ng kaartehan mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003edocumentation ng mga taong dumaan sa buhay mo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eat record ng mga panahong akala mo hindi ka aabot. Sa toilet.\u003cbr style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\"\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIn short, ito ang reference nila ‘pag ginawang pelikula ang buhay mo. O kahit MMK lang.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChoose Your Cover:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDiary ng Trentahin\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDiary ng Kwarentahin\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDiary ng Singkwentahin\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSame content. Different colors. ‘Wag na tayong magpa-deep. Basta ito, para sa mga:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eNaghihikab na by 8PM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eAyaw na ng masyadong matamis at mamantika\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l4 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eFavorite flower ang White Flower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eOrder now at samahan mo na rin ng ka-ternong bag here!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46182287245498,"sku":null,"price":799.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/1784633626613.png?v=1784634490"},{"product_id":"tote-bag-ng-singkwentahin","title":"Tote Bag ng Singkwentahin","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe heard you, Golden Titas—the Singkwentahin Tote Bag is here!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis Tote Bag is so sturdy, kayang ang bigat ng lahat ng pinagdaraanan mo. Okay, fine, hindi lahat—mga 96.33%.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSa size nitong 15in x 15in, kasya lahat ng gamit mo pati extra reusable bag na alam nating hindi mo pa rin dala kapag nag-groceries ka.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThe “Singkwentahin” is embroidered to give it that premium feel—parang ‘yung Jansport natin nung araw. Correction: ‘yung Jansport na hindi natin mabili nung araw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWear it loud and proud gaya ng pagsuot mo ng 'di matitibag na bangs mo noon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eOrder now and make your best era (yet) begin!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46182297567418,"sku":null,"price":699.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1259\/9603\/files\/50_Tote_Yellow_Square.png?v=1784709173"}],"url":"https:\/\/witty.ph\/collections\/patingin-ako-ng-lahat-ng-tinda-mo-tita-witty.oembed?page=2","provider":"WittyWillSavetheWorld","version":"1.0","type":"link"}