The “Nanaginip ako about work kagabi kaya nag-undertime ako today para ma-offset.” Meeting Pad

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Tita Witty’s well-loved jokes about the masalimuot corporate world now come in a meeting pad! Siguradong sisipagin kang mag-notes kapag ito ang gamit mo sa meetings.

Matatanggal din ang inis mo kapag sobrang haba na ng meeting at wala ka nang ibang nagawa for the day.

Kailangan mo nga lang pigilan ang tawa mo lalo na kung may ibang nagsasalita para hindi ka mukhang not listening.

This Meeting Pad has 10 alternating designs na uulit 10 times kaya total of 100 sheets. My math teacher would be so proud.

Size is about as big as an A5 notebook—meaning kasinlaki ito ng regular notebook natin nung elementary tayo. Kung ibang size ang gamit sa school n’yo, o kung magkaiba tayo ng panahon, ito na lang: 5.83 x 8.27 inches. Bahala ka na sa ruler.

Below are the featured jokes in the Green Meeting Pad. (Meron ding Blue, Peach, at Pink Meeting Pads, each featuring a different set of jokes.)

  1. Kung sinuman ang nagsabing "Do what you love and the money will follow, wala siguro siyang email."
  2. 'Yung mga boss natin, minsan kailangan din ng encouraging words like "Kaya mo 'yan, ma'am, laki ng sweldo mo eh."
  3. Whenever I feel stressed and want to quit my job, I look at myself in the mirror and say, "Talaga? Sa dami ng concerts na gusto mong panoorin?"
  4. For me, okay lang mahaba ang meeting basta hindi ako kasama.
  5. I hope we find cash in a hopeless place.
  6. And the most annoying workmate goes to: 'Yung nagme-message ng "May email ako sa'yo 30 seconds after niya i-send 'yung email.
  7. Nanaginip ako about work kagabi kaya nag-undertime ako today para ma-offset.
  8. Ang letters at numbers, hindi basta-basta mauubos. Pero 'yung naiisip kong passwords, konting-konti na lang!
  9. "Tell me something about yourself that's not on your resume."     "I'm tired."
  10. Sana 'yung iniwan kong trabaho sumama na sa iba.
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